To Punish Oneself

It's that time of year again...

I hope that you all understand that I am a Browns fan

I therefore cannot insult Browns fans without insulting myself

I guess that would be another form of self-punishment.

Thanks,

Brian

Technical Support for Parents

Alrighty, folks...

P.S. That's the owner's manual in my hand. It's blank for a reason.

I appreciate everyone who is still interested after a long break.

Thanks,

Brian

Patience with Patients

This is a quick one I did for our company's Outreach Newsletter to medical professionals.

I'm not really a doctor, I just play one in cartoons.

I should be getting some new stuff up on the blog soon.

Thanks.

Brian.

Don't Even Lie

Anyone who says they don't struggle with their morning fitness routine is a liar.

A LYING RAT I TELL YOU!!!

I almost called this post "Don't Even Lay" but I thought people would get the wrong idea.  Also, I am an ugly yawner, but this cartoon blog is about the truth.  None are spared.

Thanks.

Brian.

Happy Easter Everyone!

Happy Easter to all of you!

I hope you all have a wonderful holiday!

Thanks.

Brian.

Don't Panic

My wife's car really did get broken into in our driveway.

I did not, however, arrange to have a tank stationed in the front yard.  The intruder really did leave a cell phone and a GPS device behind, too.  The police said they were probably stolen and then asked if I wanted them.  Really?  Is that how it works?

So, if I find a bag full of money that was stolen from a bank are the police going to ask me if I want it?  I thought that was weird.  Oh well... my little boy was pretty excited to meet the policeman and got a sticker out of the deal.

I wanted a sticker.

Thanks.

Brian.

And Another Thing

She's pretty great.  I'm just sayin'.

We can sort out whether or not the guitar playing is up-to-par later on.

Thanks.

Brian.